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ArcticStones's avatar

HELP TANK TRUMP’s Inauguration Ratings

Trump really values his TV ratings and crowd sizes. This is why he went apoplectic when even the National Park Service documented that Obama’s crowd was bigger.

Well, this year Trump’s crowd will be tiny. Due to a forecast of moderate Greenland-like weather, the inauguration is being moved inside the Capitol. (Rather than being a coward, Bernie would just have put on mittens and a hat.)

How are ratings determined? They count the number of TVs on and what they are tuned to.

Here is how to tank Trump’s TV ratings: Leave your TV on, just switch it to any channel that is NOT broadcasting his inauguration. National Geographic or even the Food Channel will do. Go for a walk, wash your hair, take a nap, do your daily commute and go to work if you have to, make love to your partner if you want – but just leave your TV on.

*) Unfortunately, I will not be able to heed my own advice. My wife and I got rid of our TV more than a decade ago. We may, however, stream a good movie or re-watch Nixon’s and Agnew’s resignation speeches, or perhaps re-watch the debate in which Kamala Harris demolished Trump.

**) Credit to the Borowitz Report and top commenter Debra Poneman.

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My three children and I were in that crowd at Obama’s first Inauguration. See us? We’re standing on the lawn on the Senate side of the Capitol. We couldn’t see or hear a damn thing because the Jumbotrons and the loud speakers were for those standing on the Mall. But we were so happy to be there, so happy. The weather was cccccold but we came prepared.

I assume we were in the crowd with people from every religion, race, ethnic group and age. Many of the black women were wearing those wonderful church hats. As we stood together, waiting for the various events to begin we exchanged info with each other. “Where are you from?” “Did you do a lot of campaign work?” “It’s damn cold, isn’t it?”. The magical feeling all of us seemed to both feel and exude was just wonderful.

With the exception of the days my sons were born, our attendance at the 2009 Inauguration was the high point of my life.

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