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Priceless satire from Andy Borowitz!

"George Soros Declares Bankruptcy After Paying No Kings Protesters"

KATONAH, NEW YORK (The Borowitz Report)—George Soros has been forced to declare bankruptcy after paying over seven million people to attend the No Kings protests, the billionaire confirmed on Monday.

“When I agreed to pay everyone who showed up at these things, I had no idea so many people were going to accept my offer,” Soros admitted. “But a deal’s a deal.”

The legendary investor said that paying No Kings participants had required him to liquidate his most prized holdings, including his share in the orbital lasers operated by the Rothschild banking family.

Soros revealed that paying the five million Antifa members at the rallies cost him “a pretty penny,” adding, “They may be anarchists, but they don’t work for free.”

https://www.borowitzreport.com/p/george-soros-declares-bankruptcy

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Lisa Iannucci's avatar

I cannot with the MSM, not that anyone can these last 10 years. Just out of curiosity, I was checking YouTube yesterday, and the both-sides stuff was off the charts bad. UGH.

Making the phone calls today as usual. Rumor has it the Dem "big kahunas" are headed to NJ these closing weeks. Stay tuned...and Keep Going!

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